Telemarketers annoyance game


The Telemarketer's Game
Why let those pesky phone sales people ruin your dinner? Now you can turn their annoying calls into a fun and challenging game that the whole family can play! Tabulate your scores and post 'em to alt.shenanigans.

Scoring:
Basic Point System:
For each minute spent on the phone, 10 pts.
Getting transfered to someone who makes more than minimum wage, 15 pts
For each minute spent on the phone with person making more than minimum wage, 25 pts

Bonus Points:
Getting them to repeat part of the "script", 5 pts/each
Getting answers to stupid questions, 15 pts/each
Changing the subject, 50 pts/each
Making the sales person angry, 175 pts
Making the sales person use profanity, 750 pts
Getting the boss on the phone and telling them the salesman used profanity, 1500 pts
Getting their 1-800- number, 10 pts
Posting their 1-800- number to alt.sex as a free "Phone Sex" line, 50 pts
Checking the number a week later and it is busy or disconnected, 5000 pts


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John Jetmore / jj33@pobox.com