This alias thing has gotten way out of hand. As others have already noticed aliases are being used childishly. Some individuals are using them to anonomously post letters that only slander other users of this system. I have decided to post a FULL alias report. I don't want it to SEEM like I'm picking on any individuals. I hope those users who have not abused the alias command will not be offended. P.S. The Extra help files are off line to make room for this large Notice... ---------------------------------------------------------------------------- The Noparity Alias Report From: 87/01/29 To 87/02/17 By: Joseph R. Dawson ---------------------------------------------------------------------------- Alias: 153 Users: 16 Average: 9.5625 ---------------------------------------------------------------------------- BARRY GRANT -------------------------------------ALIAS---------------------------------- Blue Meanie Empty! ----------------------------------------2----------------------------------- CRAIG STACEY -------------------------------------ALIAS---------------------------------- Brian Peckford Cookie Monster Ferris Bueller Merlin the Supreme The Anti-Christ The Ediot Smasher The Holy Spirit The Idiot Smasher ----------------------------------------8----------------------------------- ED REDDY -------------------------------------ALIAS---------------------------------- Fido Fido to Great Herb Jesus Christ John the Baptist Johnny Dangerous Johny Dangerous Lawrence Penney Marvin Da Mole Marvin da Mole Mikie Moby Dickless Mr Scream-Cheeze & Jelly Mr. Elephant Mr. Scream-Cheeze & Jelly TRON Terminator The Terminator Virgin Mary ---------------------------------------19----------------------------------- JANET TUCKER -------------------------------------ALIAS---------------------------------- HUGO ----------------------------------------1----------------------------------- JOHN PALFREY -------------------------------------ALIAS---------------------------------- ? Captain Kirk caller 13000 ----------------------------------------3----------------------------------- KEITH POMAKIS -------------------------------------ALIAS---------------------------------- Plexiglass Pomakis someone ----------------------------------------2----------------------------------- KRIS HAWLEY -------------------------------------ALIAS---------------------------------- MR. X Protester ----------------------------------------2----------------------------------- LUKE O'BRIEN -------------------------------------ALIAS---------------------------------- Peter Skanes ----------------------------------------1----------------------------------- MARK EAGAR -------------------------------------ALIAS---------------------------------- Empty! bill dickle ----------------------------------------2----------------------------------- MIKE BARTON -------------------------------------ALIAS---------------------------------- DR.DEATH DR.SPLUTER GU ----------------------------------------2----------------------------------- NOPARITY -------------------------------------ALIAS---------------------------------- Yorick ----------------------------------------1----------------------------------- P. C. U. G. -------------------------------------ALIAS---------------------------------- Alias! Keith Lars. Merlin the Great. Merlin the Moron. Merlin the Supreme! P. C. U. G. Librarian. P.C.U.G. Membership Guy Steve Sutton ---------------------------------------10----------------------------------- RICHARD BUNGAY -------------------------------------ALIAS---------------------------------- Empty! Hanoi Jane Merlin the Stupid Merlin the Supree ----------------------------------------4----------------------------------- STEPHEN SUTTON -------------------------------------ALIAS---------------------------------- God Moby Dick Neelloc Robert Plant ----------------------------------------5----------------------------------- STEVE O'BRIEN -------------------------------------ALIAS---------------------------------- Empty! JIMMY PAGE S.O.B ----------------------------------------3----------------------------------- T. I. B. B. S. -------------------------------------ALIAS---------------------------------- A thinker Captain Kirk ----------------------------------------2----------------------------------- This NOTICE was posted on 87/02/20 at 12:51:51 AM